Do you have celulite, unsightly flab, feel like you should go to the gym more often (or even at all)? Hoping for a miracle cure? That magical cream that will do what that advert promises?
STOP
Thanks to recent advancements in technology you don’t have to do anything, simply use…
Now every picture will look ten years younger, flatter stomach, fuller breasts, rounder buttocks, LOOSE THOSE WRINKLES!!
All this is possible with…
PHOTOSHOP!
*ding* (cheesy smile)
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I’ve tried various ways to lose that unsightly flab, sitting down, laying on my bed and nothing worked! That’s when I bought Photoshop, now I have abs of steal. Thank you Photoshop!
I think, actually, you’re violating some trademark thing by calling it just that. You have to call it Adobe Photoshop CS2 ™ or something…