Do you have celulite, unsightly flab, feel like you should go to the gym more often (or even at all)? Hoping for a miracle cure? That magical cream that will do what that advert promises?

STOP

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PHOTOSHOP!

Now every picture will look ten years younger, flatter stomach, fuller breasts, rounder buttocks, LOOSE THOSE WRINKLES!!

All this is possible with…

PHOTOSHOP!
*ding* (cheesy smile)