According to this job predictor website, my idea job is a Chef, I’m sure some of you are going to have much more amusing ideal jobs.
Try it out and leave a comment 🙂
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Rowena Hallett, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister……fantastic….this site is obviously a high tech time machine that can see into the future…i always knew i would make it!!!
"Peter Clark, Your ideal job is a Prostitute."
…I didn’t think much of that, so I tried abbreviating to "Pete"…
"Pete Clark, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver."
…which is MUCH better, but when I tried throwing in a middle name…
"Peter James Clark, Your ideal job is a Gigolo."
…again, not good, so I abbreviated to "Pete" again…
"Pete James Clark, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist."
…Perfect!
But I thought, if this is to be fair, I should type in my name as it appears on my birth certificate (including a middle name which I’m not disclosing here, not through shame, but from apathy to explain it), which gave me…
"Peter James Segain Clark, Your ideal job is a Superhero."
See? To think everyone thought I’d never amount to anything!
Oh, knob-ends!
There’s me saying I’m not disclosing my "other" middle name, and then I overlook the obvious copy and paste of it from the website!
This proves that I am indeed not very clever!
Copying Petes approach…
“Andrew Longhurst, Your ideal job is a God.”
“Andy Longhurst, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.”
“Andrew Peter Longhurst, Your ideal job is a Satan.”
“Andy Peter Longhurst, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.”
So I’m either going to be a God, Satan, an explorer or somebody who sits/stands/fishes in a garden… or maybe all four of them?
hhmmm interesting approach…..*tries it*….Rowena Louise Hallett, Your ideal job is a Mermaid…… WOW!!! now i am a happy bunny!
‘Row Hallett, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in’….damn! sounds about right…
Ok I’ll follow your lead:
Rob Malvern, Mime Artist… cool 🙂
Robert Graham Alexander Malvern, Your ideal job is in a Land far, far away… cool 🙂
Rob Graham Alexander Malvern, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot… Damn 😛
still no blog Rob?….must be all that spinning on your head and hand stands that are taking up all your time :)…