Can you imagine what moon cheese would taste like?
Assume for a moment that the moon was made of cheese, what would that cheese be like? It would certainly give people an incentive to go back to the moon. Perhaps moon cheese would taste different depending on where it was mined from: ‘That’s a fine specimen of tranquility blue’ people could say at a blind moon cheese tasting competition.
Its rarity would make it a very expensive delecacy ‘With this moon cheese you are really spoiling us ambassador’ and would be in the same league as caviar.
Just imagine the swankiest restraunts in town selling moon cheese toasties at an enorously inflated price.
It would be great if the moon was made of cheese, but perhaps we just need to dig a bit below the surface.
But the moon IS made of cheese… isn’t it?
Well I think so, NASA is just keeping it a secret until they get their cheese mines up and running.
Hello?! Never watched Wallace And Gromit?!
I think it would certainly be very mature and quite possibly the father of all cheeses! Perhaps that’s how cheese came about? A bit fell to Earth and some French dude went “Oh hor he hor, this tastes magnificant!” And using this single block he made the first cheese farm!
Yeah!! And I’d bet that cheddar gorge was caused by a cheese meteorite and is where cheddar is still grown today. π
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