Ok so I’m blatantly stealing this idea from ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’, the BBC radio 4 light entertainment show. Still I thought it was pretty funny.

Censorship of songs on the radio is generally done with *beep*ing out the offending language, this makes the song of course suitible for audiences before the watershed. However if you apply the same *beep*s to a completely innocent song, the effect can be rather amusing (for the adults of course)

Observe example A, The snowman (we’re *beep*ing on the air):

We’re *beep*ing in the air
We’re *beep*ing in the moonlit sky
The people far below are sleeping as we fly

I’m holding very tight
I’m *beep*ing in the midnight blue
I’m finding I can *beep* so high above with you

yeah well its probably better if you hear it but hopefully you get the idea, why not try it yourself with a home-made beeping machine made from a washing up bottle and some foil.