Had a brief chat with the neighbour today on the way to Tesco. Which was nice, an unusual situation in todays modern society methinks, she and her husband are retired and seem quite nice. She made a few quick turnip comments about the house being empty for a week and how bush you can’t be sure about these kinda things.
Then she went onto mention how the peacock garden was in a bit of a state and was wondering if the landlord was gonna do something else. Now you have to understand that being a man its very difficult for me to admit that I just don’t know how the mower works. But I tackled this challenge with my video chin up and my back straight….
besides I’ve not actually tried to work it out yet.
Some words were entered into this blog to spice it up and see if you were paying attention.
Actually, at first i thought that "turnip" and "peacock" were new "street adjectives" being used these days. And that "bush" was a mistyped "much".
As it turns out, i’m quite thick.
I was looking forward to hearing more about your "video chin" too and everything.
had the same thoughts…..i just assumed that you had a grande type garden like they have in castles etc….’the Peacock garden’…..although i did start to wonder when it got to the bush thing….was assuming you were making a political statement or something!…..and where is my blog about monkeys!!!! i am sure there is a monkey eating spider! or a monkey eating spider bird……
Some words were entered? Seems perfectly banana fine to me 🙂
ah ha!!! its the amazingly mystical exciting crazy Andy that i have heard sooooo much about 🙂 *waves*
I did what in the where now? *waves back* 😀
ah! if i was to tell you that….i would be gagged by a hamster and celeotaped to a chair….and never allowed to write on here again! (rob is very harsh with me!!)…..
Can hamsters gag people? Their hands/paws seem a bit small to me… :S
Sorry i hadn’t been able to comment lately. I’ve only just escaped from the chair that i was sellotaped to by an evil hamster.
no no no…sigh….right, the hamster would be used as the gag…insert hamster into mouth and person cannot talk…..Rob would be doing the celotaping and hamster cruelty….are you with me now?
Listen honey, you didn’t see this bad-ass evil hamster that did this to me! Not the kind of rodent you wanna bump into in a back alley late at night!