… All night long (to the tune of ‘The wheels on the bus”).
I was rudely awoken in the small hours of this morning by a car directly outside my window beeping in alarm. Irritatingly there was no-one breaking into said car, so there was no point in the noise. I wanted to do something about it but in my sleep addled state the only thing I could think of was to drop a piano on the car. The logistical problem of getting hold of a piano at three in the morning and arranging for it to be dropped from a significant height proved to be too much of a challenge.
Turns out all I needed to do was to call Emergency Piano Droppers Inc. (EPD) they handle short notice piano drops in record time. EPD is also a member of an umbrella group Allsorted Furniture and Vehicle Lifting and Dropping. With a call to EPD and with the support of their partners I could have, ironically, dropped the car on a piano. Still, I’ve got their number now should it be needed in the future.
I know what you mean about the sleep state, when the smoke alarm was going off for no reason in my old house, to which my house mate had to alert me at 3am, pressing the button didnt work to turn it off and so my only solution was to pull it out of the ceiling. It seemed to make sense at the time but didnt feel so clever the next day when the landlord came round and had to fix it…doh!
dAD HAD THIS STRANGE DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT YOU HAD SECRETELY GOT MARRIED1!?**??!!! dO YOU WISH TO CONFIRM OR DENY THIS RUMPOUT- WHOOPS – I MEAN RUNOUR? ER RUMOUR!!! – ER THINK THE BRANDY IN THE COFFEE MUST HAVE GONE TO MY HEAD,, nOT SURE WHY THIS IS TYPING IN CAPITALS EITHER..
No eloping here.
Unfortunately my life isn’t quite that exciting
ah – must have been on another planet then!