Well if you’re bored and can get enthused by random ‘memes’ here’s one: Go to google (or you favorite search engine of choice) and type in “[your name] needs”.
Hilarity ensues… supposedly:
- Why Rob needs your support and donations
- Rob needs Net Clued Lawyer, urgently
- Rob needs help badly! – Don’t we all?
- Rob needs to ask “What permits are required for this site to operate?”
- Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of perjury
- Rob needs to get his ass in ear – One of the more amusing typo’s I’ve seen
- Rob needs to accept that there are occasions when it’s all right for Theresa to take her time getting out the door
- Rob needs to move his legs and he prefers to do such with a lady dance partner in his arms.
- Rob needs to quit his crying.
- Rob needs a kidney – Hope not!
- Rob needs an awesome fashion radar
And so on.
randomtask 
Someone else did my name on livejournal but I went further and it’s quite disturbing what I need:
– Dr. Laura needs your support (ok, not a “Dr.” yet but in 2.5 years!)
– Laura needs you now (for so many reasons)
– Laura needs a fuckin’… Laura wants more black cock! (woah! I swear to god its not me, its google!)
– Before taking offense that Laura needs “a man”… (man this is harsh)
– Laura is restless and needs to find a way to fulfill whatever it was her …
– Dr. Laura Needs to Be Stopped!! (probably)
– Laura needs to teach Jenna the proper way to sit with legs crossed. (Skill)
– Laura needs to learn to properly use the possesive and plural rules of language before she posts again. (duly noted)
It is at this point I feel I should stop and go back to my studies cause right now it sounds as is I am in need of some rather questionnable activity and a stern talking to.
Well, I wasn’t sure whether to use “Pete” or “Peter”, so I figured I’d do both and meld the two results together…
Pete Needs Our Prayers
Mo Pete needs help! (any need for such accusations of being called Mo?)
I don’t know what Pete needs (at least they’re honest)
Peter needs your support
PETE NEEDS A FRIEND (in caps too, they must really mean it)
Pete NEEDS TUB! (i have no idea)
Pete needs to launch his career as a high-powered attorney. (riiiiight)
Peter needs to save Dumbledore. (*blinks slowly*)
Peter needs ur help (this one was for Peter Andre, insert your own joke here)
Peter needs a legal support fund (this about the attorney thing again?)
Peter needs to know to “grow up” (well… pfff)
Peter needs Jesus to rehabilitate him, to forgive him, to make him new (testify!)
Peter needs this in order to carry out the work that Jesus is sending him to do. (is this interior design kinda work? that whole being nailed to a cross thing went out of season so long ago, may i suggest a futon?)
Pete needs to come out (WHAT?) and admit what he did (WHAT?!) and say he’s sorry. (er… sorry)
Peter needs to simply keep his sanity (damn)
Pete needs to apologize for is his mullet.
Peter needs financial advice, and after hearing successful money stories from his friends, thanks to their (incidentally Jewish) accountants
Peter needs a stronger test or a larger mammal. (WTF?!)
Peter needs to be … At the lower end of the scale (consider it done)
Wow, so this is boredom…? 😉
[Inxert Name] needs, well,….
Inserted George rather than Prophecy,
-George needs a potty break.
-George needs a wee-wee.
But the funniest was, (wait for it),
-George needs to put Laura in her place.
I’m not joking, it was right there, sorry Laura. Many appologies. Not sure how to put Laura in her place right now. Weak, I know, but anyway.
Okay okay… I bit…
-Andy needs to VOLLEY!!!
-Andy needs to know that someone else has noticed that he drinks and that someone else is concerned about it. *tear*
-Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace … (replace what?!)
-Andy needs to study foreign language to apply to the Air Force Academy. (solves my job troubles)
-Today, Andy needs our help.
-Andy Needs Another Holiday! (Too right)
And I could go on and on :p
Hey Laura, see what George needs to do to you? I think you should get him for that. Also, today he said that Americans were all dumb (well, what he REALLY said had rude words which I’m FAR too polite to type here), you’re not just gonna take that from him are you?
Bollocks. Pete quit stirring just because I was bitching with Canadian Justin the other day. Im not in the right frame of mind for coming up with a clever comeback at the moment anyway.
Dear Pete,
Why are you attempting to establish an unpleasant or hostile disagreement between George and myself? First, this was just a silly exercise to alleviate boredom for a period of time as offered by our wonderfully gracious blog-host, Rob. So if George was so fortunate as to find a google entry saying that “George needs to put Laura in her place,” than far be it for me to take offense for such a silly and nonsensical reason. Rather, it was a bit of a laugh especially since my entries obviously indicates that I am a bit out of control; however I would sincerely hope that in this day of age, the egalitarian principles have been fairly dispersed in our society and as thus “putting one in their place” could be seen as an act of violence and aggression. In which case, I shall not feel fear nor anger from George, but rather extend my sympathies.
In response to his opinion of Americans being plagued with inherit stupidity, George is entitled to his opinion and while I may not agree, I still respect the fact the he has formulated one. It does make me a bit sad that he feels that way but again, no need for anger but rather sympathy for his ignorance in generalizing a whole population with very little interaction or regard.
Finally, I think you owe Rob, George and all other readers of this blog an apology for trying to create tension from such a fun and carefree blog entry.
Warmest and sinceriest regards, Laura
Dear Laura,
I would like to take this opportunity to offer a formal apology to our blog-host, Rob. His service on offer to the public has no right to be flooded with any particular defamatory material, and for my contribution I apologise.
However, I am unable to find myself apologising to all the readers of this blog; surely it’s up to them whether they come here to read the contents in the first place? Also, I’m thinking on the crazy notion that many (if not all) of our readers here (indeed also including our host, Rob) actually have a sense of humour, and know that to take offence to a good old slagging match between two parties is quite unnecessary.
Indeed, the only “victims” involved for this arguement otherwise are yourself and George, but I will defend myself with the following points…
(1) Shortly after you made this post, I personally spoke with you over the phone, during which you were quite frankly “laughing your arse off”. This to me goes against the strength of your arguement.
(2) During that phone call, George came along, whom you requested to speak to, and because of the volume of the phone whilst you were doing so, I quite clearly overheard you tell George you were “going to kick his ****ing ass”. This to me also goes against the strengh of your arguement.
(3) It’s entirely likely that George may be a completely innocent party in all of this, however, he currently owes me money for some videos I sold him, so until we’re square with that, I’m choosing not to care what he thinks. Combine this with the fact that out of all of us on this thread, George (aka Prophecy) is the only person to have resorted to bad language, and so I argue that he shouldn’t be such a potty-mouth and also offer his apologies.
I hope this resolves any matters, and hope we can all get on with our lives so that all our friendships can once again flourish.
Luv Pete.
Dear Diary,
I decided to visit Robs website today and was confused when confronted by some letter-esque responds to one of his blogs. Upon further investigation I realised I didn’t really care an..
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come on gilrs roll up roll up kat needs a snog (?!)
oh – couldnt resist sharing this one too (apologies in advance Andy for the disturbing nature)
Kat sleeps with Andy
Well who could blame you Kat? Andy is a great cuddler…
Oh Pete – good job babes… see George didn’t need to put me in my place, you did a great job of that on your own! Proud of ya!
just realised it is referring to Eastenders (for those of you who watch it – probably none)
Eastenders… what on earth is that?
I ran into your blog by doing the whole “Laura needs…” and I have to say, this is hilarious…Especially the one with Pete(r) needs…
~Laura
hi peeps my name is petey well pete but u all ready have a pete so im petey lol check this out
Pete needs a lift to tuggeranong for cl 5s (hmmm)
Pete needs a manicure (no i dont!)
and now my favorite
Pete needs to do some bird and get his head straight (well only if u say so)
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