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According to this my ‘Birth Tree’ is the Lime Tree… For some reason it comes with the following description:
Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labour, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.
…. Does that sound like me?
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Ash Tree, the Ambition
Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.
Oh yes… I’m very ambitious… definately attractive though 😉 😛
yeah….it does sound a little like you…although, the lazy bit is wrong..you are very much a doing person…i got,
Poplar, the Uncertainty
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.
erm….its worrying that it does actually sound like me….the choosy bit….no self confidence….and only courageous is necessary bit…i mean, i can be courageous when i need to be but i dont go about looking for stranded pets or road accidents etc…..personally, i think being courageous when neceesary is a good thing because who wants to be courageous when unnecessary..thats just a waste of energy and your time!
I thought i was onto a piss take at first when my result came up…
"Hornbeam"
…making me think it’s phallically related in some weird way. It was more disturbing seeing the caption in full…
"Hornbeam, the good taste"
…which frankly led me to question just who the heck made the website and exactly why they’d been happily tasting my Hornbeam.
Sorry to be sceptical, but you guys have gotten trees that i’ve actually heard of, but until now, i ain’t ever heard of no freakin’ Hornbeam!
Unless it was some kind of nickname used in "Jamie and the Magic Torch"?!
As to what the description says about me, well, i’ll stick it up here and let you guys decideif any of it rings true…
"Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgment, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious."
…aww yeah, "cool beauty", i like the sound of that!